Funny. Rude. Shipped Fast.
search

search cart 0

"Funny. Rude. Shipped Fast."

Clothing, prints, mugs and more, We don’t sell wholesome. We sell hilarious, offensive, and dangerously relatable.

Bestsellers

OUR MISSION

We’re not here to inspire you. We’re here to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe offend your nan. Comedy Goods creates funny, dark and controversial goods and gifts for people who say the quiet part out loud. Fast shipping, poor judgment, great results.

Collection list

REVIEWS

“Bought a mug. Offended my mate. 10/10.”

- Lewis G.

“Honestly wasn’t sure if I’d regret this. I didn’t. It’s crude, it’s perfect, and it’s hanging proudly above my toilet.”

— Sophie J.

“Product arrived fast. Which is unfortunate, because I ordered it drunk.”

— Liam B.

FAQ

Do you ship worldwide

Yep. If there's a postbox and no laws on humour where you live, we’ll get it there.

How long does delivery take?

Most orders arrive within 3–10 business days. Unless you're really impatient — then it feels like forever.

Can I return something if I don’t like it?

If it’s unused, unworn and how it came, yes — within 14 days. But we’re confident you’ll love it (or lie about it).

What’s your most offensive product?

We don’t like to play favourites — but if Grandma cries, we know we did our job.