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"Funny. Rude. Shipped Fast."

Clothing, prints, mugs and more, We don’t sell wholesome. We sell hilarious, offensive, and dangerously relatable.

TRADESMEN & DIY

Forget boring site gear. Our Tradesmen & DIY clothing slaps harder than a hammer to the thumb. Tradesman tested. Apprentice approved.

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HOODIES

Dust, sweat, banter — Our Hoodies can handle it all. Designed for tradies, sparkies, plumbers, joiners, and anyone who knows the pain of “just one more job."

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T-SHIRTS

You already turn heads on site — now do it in a tee that’s as solid as your graft.

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OUR MISSION

We’re not here to inspire you. We’re here to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe offend your nan. Comedy Goods creates funny, dark and controversial goods and gifts for people who say the quiet part out loud. Fast shipping, poor judgment, great results.

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REVIEWS

“Bought a mug. Offended my mate. 10/10.”

- Lewis G.

“Honestly wasn’t sure if I’d regret this. I didn’t. It’s crude, it’s perfect, and it’s hanging proudly above my toilet.”

— Sophie J.

“Product arrived fast. Which is unfortunate, because I ordered it drunk.”

— Liam B.

FAQ

Do you ship worldwide

Yep. If there's a postbox and no laws on humour where you live, we’ll get it there.

How long does delivery take?

Most orders arrive within 3–10 business days. Unless you're really impatient — then it feels like forever.

Can I return something if I don’t like it?

If it’s unused, unworn and how it came, yes — within 14 days. But we’re confident you’ll love it (or lie about it).

What’s your most offensive product?

We don’t like to play favourites — but if Grandma cries, we know we did our job.