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Privacy Policy 🔒

At Comedy Goods, we take your privacy seriously — even if we don’t take ourselves too seriously. Here’s how we handle your data.

👤 Who We Are

Comedy Goods is a UK-based sole trader business. If you have any questions about this policy, contact us here or email us at:
📧 info@comedygoods.co.uk

📦 What We Collect

When you shop with us, we collect the basics:

  • Name, email address, shipping/billing address

  • Payment information (securely processed through Shopify)

  • Any messages you send us

We also collect data using:

  • Google Analytics (to see what’s working on our site)

  • Meta Pixel (to run better ads)

🤝 Who We Share It With

To fulfil your order and run the website, we share necessary info with:

  • Shopify (our ecommerce platform)

  • Printify & Gelato (our print-on-demand fulfilment partners)

  • Meta (Facebook/Instagram) for advertising

We never sell your data, ever.

⏳ How Long We Keep It

We retain your data for up to 2 years — just enough time for you to buy another mug and realise you want matching socks too.

🍪 Cookies

Yes, we use cookies — not the chocolate chip kind. These help our website function, remember what’s in your basket, and track things like how you found us.

You can manage cookies in your browser settings at any time.

🚸 Age Limit

We don’t knowingly collect data from anyone under 18 years old. If you’re a child prodigy trying to buy a rude mug, sorry — no dice.

📝 Your Rights (You're the Boss)

Under UK GDPR, you’ve got rights. You can:

  • Access or correct your data

  • Ask us to delete it

  • Object to how we use it

  • Complain to the ICO if needed

Just email info@comedygoods.co.uk and we’ll sort it.