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Terms Of Service 🧾

Welcome to Comedy Goods. By shopping with us, you agree to the following terms — nothing too scary, just the usual stuff to keep things running smoothly.

🛒 Orders & Fulfilment

All our products are made-to-order through trusted print-on-demand partners (Gelato & Printify). This helps us reduce waste and keeps the jokes fresh.

  • Handling Time: 1-2 business days

  • Delivery Time: 2–4 business days (UK), 3-17 business days (International)

  • Tracking: Provided on all orders

💳 Payments & Pricing

  • We accept all major credit and debit cards

  • All prices include taxes — no hidden fees, just funny stuff delivered fast

❌ Order Cancellations

Changed your mind?
No problem — you’ve got 24 hours from placing your order to cancel. After that, your product is likely in production and we can’t guarantee cancellation.

🧾 Returns & Refunds

We offer 14-day returns from the date of delivery.
Check our Returns Policy for all the details on how to send something back.

📦 Your Responsibilities

  • Please make sure your shipping address and order details are correct.

  • We can’t refund items sent to the wrong address if it was entered incorrectly.

⚖️ Limitation of Liability

We’ll always do our best to get your order right and on time. But we’re not liable for:

  • Delays caused by couriers, customs, or space-time anomalies

  • Damage caused by misuse of our products (don’t use your mug as a hammer)

🔐 Privacy

We collect minimal data, only what’s needed to process your order and improve our site. See our Privacy Policy for the full scoop.

📍 Governing Law

These terms are governed by UK law.
By using our site, you agree to play by these rules.

💬 Contact Us

Questions? Concerns? Compliments? Contact us here or email us at:
📧 info@comedygoods.co.uk