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COCAINE - Tee

£19.99
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Bold. Bright. Banned in most boardrooms. This COCAINE  tee delivers pure chaos in a hyper-clean design. With an oversized neon pink font splashed across a powder-white explosion, plus real textbook-level science underneath, this shirt balances high fashion with low morals.

Whether you’re into irony, pharmacology, or just loud f*cking statements — this one’s for you.


❄ Features:

  • Unisex fit for chemists, clubbers, and chaotic creatives

  • Soft premium cotton — perfect for raves or rehab

  • Neon pink COCAINE text with clinical breakdown underneath

  • Finished with Comedy Goods branding & subtle design details

  • Perfect for parties, photo shoots, or being on a watch list