"Just Here for the Wi-Fi & Paycheck" Mug

Team spirit? Never heard of her.

The "Just Here for the Wi-Fi & Paycheck" mug is the ultimate desk accessory for anyone showing up just enough to not get fired. Whether you’re riding the corporate wave with the enthusiasm of a potato, or simply attending for the direct deposit — this mug says what your Slack status won’t.

Perfect for Wi-Fi warriors, emotionally unavailable employees, and anyone who treats Monday like a hostage situation.

• 11oz of dead-inside ceramic realness

• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your motivation

• Makes an ideal passive-aggressive gift for coworkers or that one friend with 12 tabs open and 1 brain cell working

• Bold print, subtle rage — the Comedy Goods way

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap