TOP SHAGGER - Hoodie

Product Description:

And the award for outstanding performance in bed, the pub, the bathroom. Crown yourself (or your lying mate) with the ultimate badge of honour: the Top Shagger hoodie. Bold black-and-yellow design, trophy included. Subtle? No. Accurate? Absolutely.

Whether you're the village legend or just delusional with confidence, this shirt does all the bragging so you don’t have to. Ideal for stag dos, birthdays, and unsolicited Tinder profile pics.

🍆 Features:

• Unisex fit for lads, lasses, and local heroes

• Premium cotton, soft enough to sleep in (not that you will)

• Printed trophy so you never have to win an actual one

• Makes your mum proud and your ex jealous

• Guaranteed to start at least one awkward convo