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COCAINE - Hoodie

£29.99
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You know it’s cold when even the coke heads are layering up. This hoodie takes the party to the streets with a huge COCAINE logo front and centre — backed by a fine white dust cloud and a factual breakdown of the world’s most infamous stimulant.

It’s a wearable warning label with cosy vibes and full-blown felony energy.


🚨 Features:

  • Relaxed unisex hoodie fit — soft, warm, and mildly incriminating

  • Oversized neon print and distressed powder effect

  • Includes scientific text for those who need a reason

  • Subtle icons and branding along the hem for extra visual texture

  • Ideal for clubs, festivals, or awkward dinner with the in-laws