I CAME HERE TO DRINK AND F*CK - Tee
Product Description:
Meet the trash panda with a plan — and he's almost done with phase one. This design pairs a beer-clutching, shades-wearing raccoon with the ultimate unfiltered party statement: "I came here to drink and f*ck… and I’m almost done drinking."
It’s bold, it’s bad, and it’s guaranteed to get you side-eyes, high-fives, or maybe both.
Whether you're the life of the party or just raccoon-level unhinged, this tee does all the talking so you can do… well, everything else.
🍺 Features:
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Unisex fit for all party animals
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Printed on soft, durable cotton – strong enough for beer spills and bad decisions
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Vibrant vintage colours and trashy charisma
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Perfect for festivals, stag dos, and regrettable nights out
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Warning: may attract other wild animals
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |