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MILF HUNTER - Tee

£19.99
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Product Description:

Neon lights. Funky silhouettes. Questionable morals. Welcome to the 80's fever dream that is the MILF Hunter tee. Featuring a vintage synth wave background and four bad ass MILF-shaped shadows, this design screams late-night missions and older-woman obsessions — all in glorious VHS static.


Whether you’re chasing cougars or just embracing the chaos, this shirt is your ultimate wingman.


🌅 Features:

  • Unisex fit for confident degenerates of all genders

  • Printed on premium cotton with a retro-drenched design

  • Bold 80s aesthetic meets filthy modern mindset

  • Perfect for nights out, house parties, or awkward family BBQs

  • Guaranteed to get laughs… and maybe numbers



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.