“Glad I Fell Out of Your Fanny” Mug

Of all the fannies in all the world, Im glad i fell out of yours.
Touching? Not quite. Honest? Absolutely.

This brutally heartfelt mug is perfect for the mum who’s got a good sense of humour… and a strong pelvic floor. Whether it's Mother’s Day, her birthday, or just a weird way to say “thanks for the trauma,” this mug brings awkward appreciation in the most inappropriate way possible.

Printed with bold text and a heavy dose of dark maternal gratitude.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug for emotional abuse or hot drinks

• Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike you)

• Full-colour, high-resolution design that’ll make her laugh or cry

• Ideal for Mother’s Day, gag gifts, or your therapist's collection

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap