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"Hard Work Never Killed Anybody... But Why Take the Chance?" Mug

£8.99

Overachievers? Couldn’t be us.

The "Hard Work Never Killed Anybody, But Why Take the Chance?" mug is a tribute to those who live by one golden rule: minimum effort, maximum sarcasm. Whether you're mastering the art of delegation, hiding behind your monitor, or just here to survive another meeting — this mug keeps expectations exactly where you want them: low.

Perfect for the workplace slacker, strategic avoider, or anyone who treats motivation like a threat.

 

☕️ Features:

  • 11oz ceramic mug — strong enough to hold coffee, not ambition

  • Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your drive

  • Ideal for coworkers, lazy legends, and anti-hustlers

  • Pairs perfectly with excuses and an empty to-do list



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap