"If Dad Can’t Fix It, It’s Fucked" Mug

When the last hope is holding a spanner and sighing heavily…

The “If Dad Can’t Fix It, It’s F*cked” mug is a brutally honest tribute to the family’s unofficial handyman, mechanic, therapist, and occasional duct tape wizard. If Dad’s scratching his head, it’s probably time to call it — or burn it down.

Perfect for the dad who “doesn’t need instructions” but somehow always gets it done.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug — sturdy like Dad’s tool collection (and sense of denial)

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Bold design with unapologetic humour

• Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or emergency repairs (of the emotional kind)

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap