"Thanks for Not Swallowing Me, Mum" Mug

Let’s be real — the bar was low, but she cleared it.

The "Thanks for Not Swallowing Me, Mum" mug is the wildly inappropriate, deeply sarcastic gift that says "I’m glad I exist... sort of." Whether you’re her favourite disappointment or just the funniest one, this mug guarantees awkward laughs and some truly uncomfortable sips of tea.

It’s brutally honest. It’s borderline offensive. It’s peak Comedy Goods.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug for emotional baggage or hot drinks

• Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your relationship with Mum)

• Full-colour, high-resolution design that’ll haunt her forever

• Ideal for Mother’s Day, gag gifts, or your therapist's collection

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap