The Voices Say You’re a Dick Mug
£8.99
Ever hear a little voice in your head? Yeah, same. And apparently, it’s got some strong opinions. The “The Voices Say You’re a Dick” mug is for the brutally honest, the socially exhausted, and anyone who communicates primarily through sarcasm and caffeine.
Whether it’s a gift for a mate or a passive-aggressive desk statement, this mug says what we’re all thinking — out loud, in bold black-and-white.
☕ Features:
- Dark & Direct Design – Whispered by demons, printed by Comedy Goods
- Premium Ceramic Build – Durable, just like your emotional damage
- Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – For convenience during mental breakdowns
- 11oz of Inner Monologue Fuel – Coffee, tea, or resentment – your choice
- Perfect Gift for That One Mate – You know the one
- Shipped Fast – Because patience isn't your strong suit either
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap