"They Call Me Deck Chair – I Always Fold Under Pressure" Mug

Crisis? Fold.
Responsibility? Collapse.

Meet the Deck Chair Mug — for those who buckle faster than a garden lounger in a thunderstorm. Whether you're a professional underachiever or just tired of pretending to be resilient, this mug captures your energy perfectly: slightly broken, sun-damaged, and emotionally sunburnt.

Use it at work for passive-aggressive visibility, or gift it to the one friend who flakes under pressure but always shows up for brunch.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz of pure collapse-core cermaic
• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your mental stability
• Perfect gift for coworkers, burnout cases, and people who cry into spreadsheets
• Designed for maximum sarcasm and minimal coping

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap