"They Call Me E.T. – I Always Want to Go Home" Mug

Beam me up. This job sucks.

Introducing the E.T. Mug — the ultimate office statement piece for anyone who mentally clocks out before they even log in. Whether you're trapped in a 9-to-5 or just allergic to human interaction, this mug says what we’re all thinking:
“I don’t belong here — and I don’t want to.”

Designed for daydreamers, burnout sufferers, and those who’ve mastered the blank stare into the void, this mug is your perfect passive-aggressive coffee companion.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug with intergalactic sarcasm
• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your ability to cope
• A+ gift for coworkers, introverts, and aliens in disguise
• May or may not improve chances of being abducted

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap