"They Call Me Foreskin – I Disappear When Things Get Hard" Mug

Delicate? Never heard of her.

Introducing the Foreskin Mug — the NSFW hero of your mug rack. Crafted for those who fold faster than company morals at year-end bonuses, this mug is the ultimate blend of bad taste and brilliant timing.

Whether you're buying it for a colleague with questionable boundaries or just embracing your own retreat-under-pressure energy, this one's guaranteed to raise eyebrows and drop jaws at the same time.

Use it in the office at your own risk. (HR would not approve — which is exactly the point. 

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug with premium “you really printed that?” quality
• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your coping mechanisms
• Dark humour gold for birthdays, office banter, or petty revenge
• Bold print. Inappropriate message. Zero apologies

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap