"Dad’s Not Cheating. He’s Just Playing 72 Holes This Weekend." Mug

He’s not sneaking around — he’s just overly committed to golf.
Or so he says.

The “72 Holes This Weekend” mug is the perfect gift for the dad who’s always on the course, conveniently unreachable, and mysteriously well-rested. Whether he’s racking up birdies or just avoiding the group chat, this mug sums him up with glorious sarcasm and zero apologies.

Give it to him as a joke.
Or as a warning.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug – just like dad: solid and full of questionable choices

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Hilariously awkward conversation starter

• Great for Father’s Day, divorce lawyers, or your local golf widow support group

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap