Funny. Rude. Shipped Fast.

You Married My Dad… You Deserve This Mug

£8.99

She made the boldest move of all—marrying your dad.
The least you can do is give her a mug... and maybe a medal.

This brutally honest yet mildly affectionate design is the perfect gift for step-mums, girlfriends, or anyone who’s had the misfortune of joining your dad’s chaos voluntarily. It says, “Thanks for trying, I guess.”

Ideal for birthdays, passive-aggressive holidays, or unexpected custody handovers.

 

Features:

 

  • ☕ 11oz or 15oz sizes—depending on how much caffeine she needs to survive

  • ☕ Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike dad’s last relationship)

  • ☕ Bold design printed on both sides for double the impact



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap