Built for the lads (and lasses) who know their way around a hammer, a trowel, or at least a decent excuse when the job runs over. This collection celebrates the unsung heroes of the site and the shed — the chippies, sparkies, plumbers, painters, and weekend warriors who swear they’ll “just nip to Screwfix” and come back three hours later.

From cheeky puns to site banter that only trades and DIY’ers will get, our tees and hoodies are as sturdy as your steel-toe boots and just as essential. Perfect for on-site laughs, down-the-pub storytelling, or as a gift for that mate who swears they’re a professional because they once hung a shelf.