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"They Call Me Feta – I Crumble Under Pressure" Mug

£8.99

Soft, fragile, and emotionally refrigerated.

Introducing the Feta Mug — a deliciously tragic tribute to anyone who's barely holding it together. Whether you're facing deadlines, family functions, or simply the crushing weight of existence, this mug gets it: you crumble. Often. And dramatically.

Perfect for coworkers who melt under pressure, friends who cry at group chats, or yourself — if you’re built like a block of cheese and coping like a dropped lasagna.

 

☕️ Features:

 

  • 11oz ceramic mug — slightly crumbly, perfectly petty

  • Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your composure

  • Premium print that lasts longer than your confidence

  • Ideal gift for overthinkers, underperformers, and emotional support cheese lovers



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap