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CHIPPY - Tee

£19.99
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For the sawdust warriors, nail-benders, and timber-swearers. The Chippy design is a cheeky nod to carpenters everywhere — celebrating the ones who can measure twice and still cut it wrong. Whether you’re on site, in the workshop, or just at the pub pretending you’ve “finished the job,” this tee is built to last longer than your blunt Stanley blade.


🔨 Features

  • Heavy-duty cotton blend – tough enough for site life (and the washing machine)

  • Crisp, high-quality print that won’t fade like your patience with apprentices

  • Unisex fit – looks good whether you’re on the tools or on the sofa

  • Double-stitched hems tougher than MDF

  • Easy-care fabric – no need for a planer to keep it smooth



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.