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Copy of I LOVE COCKtails - Tee

£19.99
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Product Description:


It’s bold, red, and bursting with LOVE — but don’t be fooled. This tee isn’t just for hopeless romantics. Whether you’re obsessed with pussycats, partial to a bit of cock (feathered or otherwise), or just here for the cocktails and chaos, this shirt has you covered.

Clean on the surface, filthy if you want it to be. It’s the kind of love that pairs well with martinis, innuendos, and people who don’t flinch at the word "cockatoo."


🍸 Features:

  • Unisex fit for lovers, drinkers, and double-entendre specialists

  • Soft premium cotton for maximum comfort and minimum subtlety

  • Bold red heart design with clean text and filthy potential

  • Perfect for parties, bar crawls, Valentine’s, or Sunday brunch with the wrong crowd

  • May cause smirks, side-eyes, and inappropriate conversations



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.