Death Before Decaf - Mug

Mug Description:

This mug isn’t just a vibe — it’s a threat. Death Before Decaf is for the caffeine purists who'd rather face the Grim Reaper than a weak brew. With a skeletal twist on a familiar green siren, this parody design serves up dark roast and darker humour. Sip like your soul depends on it — because it does.

☕ Features:

• Parody design with just enough sass to scare Starbucks
• Skeleton siren with red eyes and a double-shot stare
• Microwave & dishwasher safe — because we’re not monsters
• Made for coffee snobs, caffeine addicts, and undead baristas
• Deathly good print, bold enough to haunt your coworkers

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap