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LITTLE PECKER CLUB - Tee

£19.99
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Welcome to the club where it’s not the size of your beak, it’s how fast you peck. This ridiculously confident tee features a stylish woodpecker rocking shades and attitude, paired with the proud club motto: “Built for speed, not size.”


Whether you're self-aware, self-deprecating, or just damn quick with a comeback — this shirt lets everyone know you’re flying high, regardless of what you’re packing.


🍆 Features:

  • Unisex fit for the speed demons and proud underachievers

  • Vintage-style artwork with a modern punchline

  • High-quality cotton to survive ego bruises and belly laughs

  • Perfect for parties, pub nights, or passive-aggressive gifts

  • May cause strutting, smirking, or unsolicited giggles



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 85 88.8
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162.6
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81.3


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.5 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 64
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 32


Care Instructions

General A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets​
Wash Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.