RIP – Raising Me Took Years Off Your Life

Parenting isn’t for the faint-hearted — and let’s be honest, raising you was probably the final boss level. This mug is your darkly humorous way of saying thanks (and sorry) for every sleepless night, deep sigh, and “I should’ve worn protection” thought.

Perfect for mums, step-mums, or any guardian who aged 30 years in 10.

☕ Features:

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug – because grief needs caffeine

• High-quality double-sided print

• Dishwasher & microwave safe – not that it’ll bring those years back

• Perfect for birthdays, Mother’s Day, or passive-aggressive breakfast chats

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap