Small Dick Energy Mug

It’s not subtle. It’s not kind. But it is funny as hell. The Small Dick Energy mug is for calling it exactly how you see it — whether it’s aimed at your mate, your boss, or just a brutal bit of self-awareness.

Serve pettiness with a side of caffeine. It’s the ultimate power move… just not in the way he thinks.

☕ Features:

• Bold Comic Style Design – Bright, retro, and zero shame

• Premium White Ceramic – Glossy finish, full of bad decisions

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Unlike his ego, this holds up under pressure

• 11oz of Brutal Honesty – For coffee, tea, or serving shade

• Ultimate Roast Gift – Perfect for mates, breakups, or secret Santa warfare

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap