"Thanks for Not Wiping Me on the Curtain, Dad" Mug

Let’s be honest — we all started out as just a possibility.

This mug is the perfect way to thank dear old Dad for choosing… creation over cleanup. The “Thanks for Not Wiping Me on the Curtain” mug is an aggressively funny tribute to life’s weirdest gratitude — and it’s guaranteed to get a horrified laugh (or a disapproving look from Mum).

Dark? Yes.
Wrong? Definitely.
Hilarious? Absolutely.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug — strong enough to hold regret and hot coffee

• Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your childhood memories)

• Bold text and graphic options for maximum shock value

• Ideal for Father’s Day, gag gifts, or making Christmas extra awkward

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap