"They Call Me Blister – I Show Up When the Hard Work’s Done" Mug

Some people put in the work.
You're not some people.

Introducing the Blister Mug, the perfect tribute to those who magically appear the second the job’s finished — coffee in hand, clueless expression loaded, and zero shame in sight. Whether you’re the master of last-minute entrances or you just enjoy the illusion of effort, this mug lets the world know you’re not here to sweat.

Ideal for coworkers who contribute mostly commentary and people who mistake “teamwork” for “showing up late.”

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug with full-colour sarcasm

• Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your work ethic)

• Premium print that lasts longer than your actual help

• Great for office gifts, lazy legends, and professional avoiders

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap