"They Call Me Coleslaw – I’m 90% Cabbage" Mug

Crunchy, cold, and Mentally unavailable.

Say hello to the Coleslaw Mug — your daily reminder that personality is overrated and being mostly cabbage is enough. Whether you're built like a side dish or just mentally shredded, this mug is for the person in the office who contributes little and wilts under pressure. Perfect for lunchroom shade, unhinged gift-giving, or just owning your inner salad.

This is vegetable-core. This is unhelpful-chic. This is Comedy Goods.

☕️ Features:

• 11oz ceramic mug — mentally hollow, structurally sound
• Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your dignity)
• Designed for coworkers who bring zero to the table but still show up to eat
• A+ gift for dumb co-workers, slackers, or anyone who self-identifies as “mostly filler”

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap