"They Call Me the G-Spot – They Can Never Find Me" Mug

Mysterious. Elusive. Physically unavailable.

Introducing the G-Spot Mug — perfect for the coworker who vanishes at the first sign of effort, or the mate who dodges more calls than responsibility. With bold typography and unapologetic sass, this mug is a must-have for lovers of inappropriate humour and people who are always conveniently missing when work needs doing.

It's crude. It's accurate. It's probably not safe for HR — but that’s exactly why you need it

• 11oz ceramic mug with premium print
• Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your patience
• Great for passive-aggressive coworkers, elusive partners, and anyone who lives to disappear
• Perfect gift for birthdays, break rooms, or making a family breakfast awkward.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: ORCA Coatings, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap